Prepare your sex spells, Wizards! WoodRocket.com presents a porn parody that will leave every Hobbit with as much hair on their palms as there is on their feet in The Knobbit – The XXX Parody.

The Knobbit – The XXX Parody is an epic pornographic journey featuring sexy spoofs of your favorite characters like Dildo, Glandalf, and Ball ‘em. And they all get to do it Smaugy-Style…

Directed by Huggy, produced by Lee Roy Myers, and starring Violet Monroe & Anthony Rosano,  The Knobbit – The XXX Parody will leave you begging wizards for more sexual adventures!

Finally, this literary tale has literally been screwed with! The Knobbit – The XXX Parody premieres on WoodRocket.com TODAY for free, beginning with episode #1 of the x-rated web online series.

Set your sonic screwdrivers to screw because WoodRocket.com is traveling through space and time to present Doctor Whore – The XXX Parody. With great detail paid to costumes, script, special effects, sets, casting, and sex, even the Daleks would approve. WoodRocket.com has signed the team behind Seinfeld – a XXX Parody, director Lee Roy Myers and writer A.J. Slater to reunite and create a spoof of the Lord of Time & his sexy companions.

Casting for Doctor Whore – The XXX Parody will begin this week. Says director Lee Roy Myers:

“We love Doctor Who and want to pay homage to this brilliant series. And add space vaginas.”

Finally, one of the greatest science fiction shows in the universe becomes one of the greatest science friction shows in the universe with Doctor Whore – The XXX Parody which will be available for free on WoodRocket.com. An extended Director’s Cut will also be available on DVD and VOD.

Woodrocket.com, the popular adult comedy website behind the web hits Game of Bones, James Deen Loves Food and SpongeKnob SquareNuts, are taking the porn parody to a whole new level with their two latest parodies featuring spoofs of Futurama and Cartoon Network’s Adventure Time:

The month begins with a sexy space spoof of the hit cartoon series, Futurama: F**karama. Imagine a photo collection capturing beautiful female models getting into costumes and parodying Leela, Fry, Bender, Amy, Zapp, and even the lobster-like alien, Zoidberg. Now imagine them without clothes. No need to, they’re already naked in F**karama, available to view now only at WoodRocket.com!

Do you like Cosplay? Do you like comedy? Do you like hilarious parody of Japanese television shows with talking furniture and magical costumes and a cartoon ninja squirrel and weird guests and surreal sexiness? Well, you can find it all in the brand new scripted comedy web series, Sexy! Fun! Yes! hosted by Vuko (Nicolas Cage Sex Party). The first episode features an Adventure Time theme and will be available only on WoodRocket.com on September 8th.

WoodRocket.com have announced that Doctor Whore, their hit adult parody of the hit science fiction television series Doctor Who, has been released as a longer, extended version on DVD. Yes, just like the Tardis, Doctor Whore on DVD will be bigger on the inside!

Says director Lee Roy Myers:

We are completely blown away by how big of a hit Doctor Whore has been for us. I think that if people liked what we released online, then they are going to love the longer version on DVD. And how could anyone argue the fact that a longer Doctor Whore could be the best thing to ever happen to intergalactic humping?

Check out the cover art (censored to save the blushes of the interwebs) below:

Doctor Whore was directed by Lee Roy Myers (Game of Bones, SpongeKnob SquareNuts) and stars Skin Diamond, April O’Neil, Tara Lynn Foxx, Ava Dalush, Jodi Taylor, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Richie Calhoun, Kris Slater, and Brian Street Team as sexy spoofs of your favorite characters like Amy, Rory, Martha, Rose, Captain Jackit, River Dong, and your favorite Sex Lord, Doctor Whore.

In honor of James Gunn’s Marvel movie masterpiece becoming the highest grossing film of 2014 domestically, and the recent announcement of the upcoming sequel, WoodRocket.com knew that now was the time to begin work on showing the world what real space genitals should look like.

So… Prepare to spread your orbs, whip out your infinity stones, and get hooked on a feeling, because WoodRocket.com is going into production on the Guardians of the Galaxy adult parody, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot!!!

From the company that brought you parodies such as Game of Bones, The Knobbit and Doctor Whore, Gnardians of the Galaxy: 50 Shades of Groot will be once again written and directed by Lee Roy Myers. No news on casting yet, but expect the usual Woodrocket cohorts to score major roles (and possibly major boners) in this latest XXX spoof – which will be available for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com.

With great success comes great sequels! WoodRocket.com takes that advice seriously and has now followed up their super-popular superhero porn parody of Guardians of the Galaxy with, Gnardians of the Galaxy: Part 2, which premieres on May 22nd, absolutely free to watch, exclusively at WoodRocket.com.

Gnardians of the Galaxy: Part 2 features funny pokes at DC’s Superhero movies, HBO’s The Jinx, a sexy blue job scene between mortal enemies Crax & Nipula, and even space-spoofs Dancing Groot with WoodRocket’s very own, Masturbating Groot!

Directed by Lee Roy Myers and starring Sophia Locke, Shane Diesel, and AJ as Groin, Gnardians of the Galaxy: Part 2 is the epic space porno sequel that you have been waiting for! So break out of your prison planets and float on over to WoodRocket.com to watch Gnardians of the Galaxy: Part 2 for free.

A special extended edition of Gnardians of the Galaxy: Part 2 will be available on VOD & Pay-per-View, in June and will be distributed on DVD by Digital Sin.

From Woodrocket, the studio that brought you the hit adult cinema spoofs of Game of Thrones, Guardians of the Galaxy and Bob’s Burgers, comes a porn parody where everybody gets Pokéd in the end: Strokémon – The XXX Parody - the adult spoof that will have you whipping out your Pokéballs or playing with your Vulvasaur.

Says director, Lee Roy Myers:

Kim Kardashian’s naked butt was alright, but Strokémon may actually be the thing that breaks the Internet. It is weird, it is hilarious, it is sexy, it features a yellow-painted porn star with a tail getting down & dirty, and WoodRocket.com has made it free to watch on their website.

Starring Kassondra Raine, Rizzo Ford, Tyler Nixon, Leya Falcon and Vuko, Strokémon – The XXX Parody follows our heroes, Gash, Fisty, Cock, and Dikachu as they travel from bedroom to bedroom, searching for new Strokemon in this strange & sexy fantasy world full of talking creatures horny for the people that try to catch them all!

Strokémon – The XXX Parody is free to watch on www.WoodRocket.com

So who of you out there wanted a Full House porn parody? You? Well you got it! WoodRocket, the studio that brought you the hit adult cinema spoofs of Game of Thrones and Pokémon, has teamed up with Pornhub to bring you a sexy satire of one of the most popular sitcoms of all time, Full Holes – the Full House porn parody!

Available to watch exclusively on Pornhub Premium now, Full Holes will fill your house with laughs and masturbation!  Says director Lee Roy Myers:

The folks at WoodRocket are so proud to have had the opportunity to produce this parody for Pornhub. They’re one of the most popular websites out there, and that means that Full Holes could potentially be bigger than Fuller House. Plus, Full Holes features adult characters getting naked and having hardcore sex. So even if it isn’t bigger, isn’t it better?

Full Holes stars Allie Haze as BJ, Kassondra Raine as Muffchelle, Sydney Cole as Stuffme, Ryan McLane as Handy Tanner, Seth Gamble as Jizzy, Michael Vegas as Blowey, and also features Brooklyn Chase, Maddy O’Reilly, Chanel Preston, Tyler Nixon, Aaron Wilcoxxx, and everybody’s favorite oversexed woodchuck puppet, Mr. Woodcock. Full Holes is available to watch exclusively on Pornhub Premium.

From the studio that brought you the hit adult cinema spoofs of Pokémon, SpongeBob SquarePants and Game of Thrones, comes the wildest orgy of body paint to ever gang bang your eyes as WoodRocket presents the porn parody of the hit animated series, Adventure Time: Assventure Time – The XXX Parody

Assventure Time – The XXX Parody follows our heroes, Sinn and Jerk, Princess Bubblecum, Whoreceline, and CreaMO on a sexy and wild adventure that could only lead them to a Cinnamon Bun-shaking, Buck Pudding-squirting Hot Dog Monster party. But will they get to jam Jigglers before they get the cold shoulder from the Ice Peen?

Grab onto your Bliblobs because Assventure Time – The XXX Parody is available exclusively on WoodRocket right now, and it is free. Gynecological!

Assventure Time – The XXX Parody stars April O’Neil, Ela Darling, Michael Vegas and Kassondra Raine, and is free to watch on WoodRocket.com. In the meantime, check out the SFW trailer below: